The first word your home says.
Doormats with a sense of humor. Cheeky greetings and witty one-liners that get a laugh before the doorbell rings.
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Sup, Witches
Not another forgettable doormat.
Your entryway sets the tone for everything within. Each mat here is designed with intention — craft that feels at home on a modern porch or a classic stoop.
Our story
Go Away
Welcome-ISH
Built from the fiber up.
Harvested from coconut husks, coir's coarse bristles scrape mud and debris on contact — and hold their structure season after season.
The material
Wild Xmas
- Hand-tuftedBy skilled artisans
- 100% natural coirSustainably sourced
- Anti-slip backingStays put at the door
- Fade-resistantNatural, lasting color
Spur-of-the-Moment
“It actually cleans shoes instead of just decorating the porch. Our entry finally looks considered.”
Jolly AF
More ways to say hello
Script, serif, lowercase, bordered — the whole collection awaits.
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Unwarranted Arrival
Hold the Door
Sniff & Greet
Dogs on Guard
meowdy
Welcome, Peasants
Not Mad, Just Fasting
Nap, Pray, Repeat
Come Back After Iftar
Shut The Front Door
Shitshow
Live Laugh Leave
Goodbye at 9
Ew Its You
Delivery Dilemma
Chosen once, trusted for the long run.
Your entryway is the first thing people notice and the last thing they see when they leave. That moment deserves more than something mass-produced.
Unlike mats that flatten and fade within a season, natural coir holds its structure through rain, sun, and heavy foot traffic. This is a mat you won't be replacing come spring.
Find your welcomeSame threshold. Two very different welcomes.
Funny Doormats
- MaterialNatural coir fiber from coconut husks
- DurabilityNaturally resilient — holds structure across seasons
- DesignIntentional, hand-tufted typography and craft
- Dirt removalCoarse coir bristles scrape debris on contact
- SustainabilityRenewable coconut husk fiber
Typical mass-market doormat
- MaterialRubber, polypropylene, or thin synthetic blend
- DurabilityFlattens and fades within months
- DesignGeneric prints, clip-art style graphics
- Dirt removalSmooth surface traps dirt on top
- SustainabilityPetroleum-based synthetics
The opposite of disposable.
Welcomed into thousands of homes.
“The texture is exactly what a doormat should be — it actually cleans shoes instead of just decorating the porch.”
“Feels substantial the moment you unroll it. Our entry finally looks as considered as the rest of the house.”
“Second season outside and the lettering still looks crisp. Bought two more as housewarming gifts.”
Before it reaches your doorstep.
What sizes are available?
Is coir suitable for outdoor use?
How do I clean a coir doormat?
Will the mat shed fibers?
What about shipping and returns?
Begin at the threshold.
A well-chosen welcome outlasts trends, seasons, and every pair of muddy boots that crosses it.
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